Joan Toro, Esq.

Just in love with these naked ladies! They are so beautiful, just warm, cuddly, all-around-winners! They don’t let you touch the women here, and I suppose that’s a good thing, because God only knows where they’ve been! —I’m sorry, that wasn’t a nice thing to say, I don’t even know these women! But I did enjoy my time there, and they are all wonderful listeners. I spoke with one woman (I want to say Trevor, or Sparkles?) who was a really gifted woman and who listened to all of my boring stories. So kind! I must’ve gone on and on for more than an hour! But she never interrupted me or called me a liar (Hear that MOM?!). I wish my wife would listen to me like that. —That was a terrible thing to say. Honey, please don’t read this review. God, I hoe she doesn’t read this. I love you. And Scandals is great!

Toke them to long to serve. Anyway I made a mistake and left my id at the bar when got I ready to closes my tab,the host held on to my id. It toke them quite some time to return the id when it was just sitting at the bar. A simple task that could of been handle easly

You must never go here. I hope you understand the extremities of my warning. So do you remember in The Lion King when Mufasa showed Simba the whole kingdom at the crack of dawn and Simba asked “what’s that shadowy place”? Scandals is that shadowy place.

Old club (needs renovations), but lots of fun and great lady's!!

Nice atmosphere but ugly girls just the bartenders look good but lazy